In the real game, you die incredibly quickly, often through absolutely no fault of your own. (Quick disclosure - God Mode is on here, mostly for annoying technical reasons involving frame rates and wanting to show the whole first level without any quickloading or similar interrupting things. whose heads doesn't she whip off? By the end of the game, when you're fighting topless Vegas showgirls who throw knives from trapezes and do the Chicken Dance for an empty auditorium, it just doesn't matter any more.ĭid I mention you can also launch her off your back, at which point she carpet-bombs the entire area before flying back and resuming death and discipline alike? I didn't? Well, she does that too.īut don't take my word for it. Fat women in tight black latex, evil Mexicans riding death pigs, machine-gun toting men in black. And whenever she takes a head, you get a 'Turtleneck' bonus. Who rides on his back in a specially constructed chair for the entire game, whipping the heads off anyone who gets too close. His equally badass, whip-wielding, scantily clad, Las Vegas animal trainer slash showgirl huntress wife, Maria. He triple -wields.Īnd his third active weapon? His wife. Shotgun in left, rocket launcher in right? No problem. This bit is as normal as NITRO FAMILY! ever gets, with the cool twist that you can cycle through both hands individually. a hulked out man-mountain capable of dual-wielding rocket launchers, shotguns and machine-guns, with a backpack of even more powerful guns. (Hint: It involves the kicking of so many asses that the toes on their feet all turn into calloused hell-stumps, then more ass-kicking with the stumps.) Which brings us to our heroes, the NITRO FAMILY! itself, whose son has just been declared Most Unwise Kidnapping Victim Of The Year, Whichever The Hell One It Is. For some reason-direct quote from the story there-this requires experimenting on children. Goldman), promptly decided that if life gives you lemons, you make ZOMBIES, and set about working on a brand new, improved version. Its CEO, Louis, following instructions in that classic evil executive tome '7 Habits of Highly Successful Douchebags' (authors A. It explains two plot points.) An evil company called Golden Bell has made a drug called Healthy Family, which accidentally turned into the Rage virus and took over the whole world. maybe the near future" before going on to explain every major plot point in the whole game. The plot is best summed up by the fact that the manual's explanation starts with "Um.